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Lagos Hash Mismanagement


Prepare yourself for a frightening look at the LH3 mismanagement.
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Grand Mastress
Our fearless leader, "3pple Nipple".

Grand Mastress is large and in charge of the hash.
Deputy Grand Mastress
"Wonder Bum" is second-in-command.

 

 

Religious Advisor
The Religious Advisor punishes hash offenses. So don't be offensive!

"Toe Rag and Blowjak" will make sure you are punished proppa'.
Master of Music
The Mater of Music lead the circle in song.
"Semper Fi" usually lead the song in circles.

 

Scribe
"Flat Foot" scribe out the night's events every Monday.
Scribe

 

Quite possibly the single most important people on the hash, are "Valentine" (left) and Chidi (middle) and "Monkey Spanker" (right). They are charged with bringing that golden wheat and barley to the hash.
Hash Beer Storage
Hash Beer Crew
Hash Logistics

 

"Sir Drinks-a-lot" keeps order in the circle.

Watch him folks - he's armed.
Hash Warder
"Linda Lovelace" takes all the official photos for the hash.
Hash Flash

 

Hash List
Hash List is responsible for keeping track of who's cuming and going.

"Sir Drinclot" have the honors this year.
Hash List

 

Hash Haberdash
"Pillow Lady" (left) sells all the goodies (T-shirts, song books, etc).

"Chickenhead" (right) is the Trail Master. He keeps us on the beaten path.
Trail Master

 

And for our next big surprise, Hash Cash...

 

Back by popular demand (because no one else can count)...

"Wonder Bum" collects hash cash. Pay your dues, or else!
Hash Cash
"Trippple Nippple" also handles the cash for the hash. Takes two women to count all that cash. ;)

"Trippp" also updates the hash website with the run information every week.
Hash Cash

 

Hash Webwanker
"Flatfoot" keeps the website up-to-date.

 

And last, but certainly not least, are our army of On-Secs - Ozzy Bob, Caretaker, and Fiki the Priki
On Sec
On Sec
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