Lagos Hash Mismanagement


Prepare yourself for a frightening look at the LH3 mismanagement.
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Grand Master
Our fearless leader, "Fiki da Priki".

Grand Master is large and in charge of the hash.
Deputy Grand Master
"Wild Rover" is second-in-command.

 

Religious Advisor
The Religious Advisor punishes hash offenses. So don't be offensive!

"Ozzy Bob" will make sure you are punished proppa'.

 

Master of Music
The Masters of Music lead the circle in song.
"Stumpy Bill" (left) and "Missionary" (right) usually lead the song in circles.
Master of Music

 

Joint Scribe
"Caretaker" (left) and "Flat Foot" (right) scribe out the night's events every Monday.
Joint Scribe

 

Quite possibly the single most important people on the hash, are "Free Willy" (left) and Chidi (middle) and "Monkey Spanker" (right). They are charged with bringing that golden wheat and barley to the hash.
Hash Beer Storage
Hash Beer Crew
Hash Logistics

 

"Cow Chip" keeps order in the circle.

Watch him folks - he's armed.
Hash Warder
"Hot Lips" takes all the official photos for the hash.
Hash Flash

 

Hash List
Hash List is responsible for keeping track of who's cuming and going.

"Sir Clugs" and "Sir Jasper" have the honors this year.
Hash List

 

Joint Trail Master
"Sir Fish" (left) and "Meji Blokkos" (right) are Joint Trail Masters.

They keep us on the beaten path.
Joint Trail Master

 

And for our next big surprise, Hash Cash...

 

Back by popular demand (because no one else can count)...

"Wonder Bum" collects hash cash. Pay your dues, or else!
Hash Cash
"Trippple Nippple" also handles the cash for the hash. Takes two women to count all that cash. ;)

"Trippp" also updates the hash website with the run information every week.
Hash Cash

 

On Sec
"Double Dickhead" is our Honorable Secretary.
Webwanker
Last, but certainly not least is the guy who keeps this damb website running. Our talented, and ever charming webmaster "Webwanker".