Lagos Hash Mismanagement


Prepare yourself for a frightening look at the LH3 mismanagement.
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(The ones that do not have email, do not have links.)

 

Grand Master
Our fearless leader, "Sugar Daddy".

Grand Master is large and in charge of the hash.
Deputy Grand Master
Fiki "The Priki" is second-in-command.

 

Religious Advisor
The Religious Advisor punishes hash offenses. So don't be offensive!

(Chief) "Distemper" (left) and "Fat Controller" (right), our Joint R.A.s, will make sure you are punished proppa'.
Religious Advisor

 

The Master of Music leads the circle in song.

"Ozzy Bob" usually leads the song in circles.
Master of Music

 

Joint Scribe
"Wild Rover" (left) and "Flat Foot" (right) scribe out the night's events every Monday.
Joint Scribe

 

Hash Beer
Quite possibly the single most important man on the hash, is "Philipides". He is charged with bringing that golden wheat and barley.
Hash Logistics
"Monkey Spanker" delivers the goods (barrels, plates, forks, etc).

 

"Cow Chip" keeps order in the circle.

Watch him folks - he's armed.
Hash Warder

 

Hash List is responsible for keeping track of who's cuming and going.

"Sir Clugs" has the honors this year.
Hash List
"Hot Lips" sells all the goodies (T-shirts, song books, etc).

Your purchases help feed starving kids in Africa - his.
Hash Haberdash

 

Joint Trail Master
"Muff Diver" (left) and "Hot Spot" (right) are Joint Trail Masters.

They keep us on the beaten path.
Joint Trail Master

 

And for our next big surprise, Hash Cash...

 

Back by popular demand (because no one else can count)...

"Wonder Bum" collects hash cash. Pay your dues, or else!
Hash Cash
"Trippple Nippple" also handles the cash for the hash. Takes two women to count all that cash. ;)

"Trippp" also updates the hash website with the run information every week.
Hash Cash

 

On Sec
"Double Dickhead" is our Honorable Secretary.

I still don't know what the heck the On Sec does...
and neither does he!
Webwanker
Last, but certainly not least is the guy who keeps this damb website running. Our talented, and ever charming webmaster "Slippery Canuck".

 

Oh, and just because it's a really cool picture of a damn good looking guy, here's the original "Webwanker".