Lagos Hash Mismanagement
Prepare yourself for a frightening look at the LH3 mismanagement.
Click the links above their pictures to send email to them.

(The ones that do not have email, do not have links.)

 

Grand Master
Our fearless leader, "Sir Clugs".

Grand Master is large and in charge of the hash.
Deputy Grand Master
Fiki "The Priki" is second-in-command.

 

The Religious Advisor punishes hash offenses. So don't be offensive!

"Ozzy Bob", our R.A., will make sure you are punished proppa'.
Religious Advisor
His able assistant "Webwanker", helps out (once in a while).
Assistant R.A.

 

Master of Music 1
Our Master of Music, "Moder Mount", leads the hash hymns...

... shown here giving his son an early start to hashing.
Master of Music 2
His partner in musical crime, "Leisure Suit" Larry.

 

"Sir Fish" is the Trail Master, and has been for many years.
Trail Master
"Blojack" is our new Assistant Trail Master.
Assistant Trail Master

 

Hash List
"Sir Jasper" keeps the official hash list of names, and makes sure everyone is setting a run on a regular basis.
Hash Scribe
Once again, "Leisure Suit" Larry is our hash scribe.

 

Yes, she's trashy and does accept cash.

"Wonder Bum" helps out with the trash and collects hash cash.
Hash Cash 1
"Triple Nipple" also handles the cash for the hash.

Hash Cash 2

 

Hash Ice 1
"Meji Blokkos" will get the ice, plates, cutlery, etc to you.
Hash Ice 2
"Monkey Spanker" also gets the stuff to you.

 

Hash Beer
"Linda Lovelace/Deepthroat" is responsible for purchasing all of those lovely bottles of brew. She does a good job when she gets off her ass.

 

 

Hash Flash
"Schwarnz Hopper" takes all the official hash photos.
Hash Haberdash
"Thunder Clap" sells all the goodies (T-shirts, song books, etc).

As you can see, in her spare time, she works for Santa.

 

On Sec cooling off.

"Sugar Daddy" is one of our Honorable Secretaries. He's been with the Lagos Hash for more than 15 years.
On Sec 1
"Flatfoot" is another Honorable Secretary.
On Sec 2

 

Hash Warder
"Lance-a-lot" keeps order in the circle.

He also keeps piggies by his bedside.
Webwanker
Yours truly, "Webwanker".

 

Webwankette
Another new addition to the team, Webwankette. "Tripple Nipple" is now in charge of the website.