How to tell if you’re a whore…

 

Take a moment to answer the following questions.  Then, review the analysis that follows to determine whether or not you will be considered a whore on the Lagos Hash.

 

Questions

 

Q1:  In your current relationship, do you sometimes have sex with your significant other for his pleasure alone (with no regard to your personal pleasure)?

 

Q2:  Are you afraid of what financial pressures you might suffer as a result of a break-up between you and your significant other?

 

Q3:  Do you hang around men at the circle, trying to make contacts that you might use later for financial gain?

 

Q4:  Do you go shopping a lot, even though you show no means of taxable income?

 

Q5:  Can you suck-start a Harley Davidson?

 

Q6:  Do you wear tight, leather skirts and fuck-me pumps?

 

Q7:  Have you raised more than 100 different cocks in the past year?

 

 

 

Analysis

 

If you answered yes to any of the questions above:

 

Q1:  You might be a whore.  However, it’s more likely that you are a housewife that’s disgusted at the sight of your beer-drinking, lewd-behaving, womanizing, hash-running husband.

 

Q2:  You could be a whore.  On the other hand, it’s much more probable that you are a beer-drinking, lewd-behaving, womanizing, hasher that’s going through an ugly divorce because you can’t stay home on a Monday, Thursday or Saturday night.

 

Q3:  You might be a whore.  However these are, much more commonly, traits of an oil-service company employee, or airline pilot.

 

Q4:  You may be a whore.  Oops!  Scratch that.  It’s more likely that you are the housewife of a hasher.  You can’t keep a job because you are constantly trying to sober-up your husband through the late morning hours, after his long nights of hashing.

 

Q5:  You would be a whore if you charged money for it, but in this case, you’re just a hose-monster.

 

Q6:  You might be a whore, but it’s much more likely that you are a hasher on a red-dress, or similar such transvestite-like run.

 

Q7:  You could be a whore.  It’s more plausible that you are a local chicken farmer, though.