How to tell if you’re a whore…

Take a moment to answer the following questions. Then, review the analysis that follows to determine whether or not you will be considered a whore on the Lagos Hash.

Questions

Q1: In your current relationship, do you sometimes have sex with your significant other for his pleasure alone (with no regard to your personal pleasure)?

Q2: Are you afraid of what financial pressures you might suffer as a result of a break-up between you and your significant other?

Q3: Do you hang around men at the circle, trying to make contacts that you might use later for financial gain?

Q4: Do you go shopping a lot, even though you show no means of taxable income?

Q5: Can you suck-start a Harley Davidson?

Q6: Do you wear tight, leather skirts and fuck-me pumps?

Q7: Have you raised more than 100 different cocks in the past year?

Analysis

If you answered yes to any of the questions above:

Q1: You might be a whore. However, it’s more likely that you are a housewife that’s disgusted at the sight of your beer-drinking, lewd-behaving, womanizing, hash-running husband.

Q2: You could be a whore. On the other hand, it’s much more probable that you are a beer-drinking, lewd-behaving, womanizing, hasher that’s going through an ugly divorce because you can’t stay home on a Monday, Thursday or Saturday night.

Q3: You might be a whore. However these are, much more commonly, traits of an oil-service company employee, or airline pilot.

Q4: You may be a whore. Oops! Scratch that. It’s more likely that you are the housewife of a hasher. You can’t keep a job because you are constantly trying to sober-up your husband through the late morning hours, after his long nights of hashing.

Q5: You would be a whore if you charged money for it, but in this case, you’re just a hose-monster.

Q6: You might be a whore, but it’s much more likely that you are a hasher on a red-dress, or similar such transvestite-like run.

Q7: You could be a whore. It’s more plausible that you are a local chicken farmer, though.